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Human nature [Feb. 23rd, 2006|09:55 am]
[mood |contentcontent]
[music |Ambient Vol.1 - Silence between the galaxies]

Today I asked a guy if he knows the way to the nearest toy shop. He said that he didn't like the fact that I have no hair and stabbed me in the back. Strange... My folks told me that this strange behaviour is called "human nature". Our scientists are currently trying to understand its purpose.
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Where am I? [Feb. 22nd, 2006|11:38 pm]
[mood |shockedshocked]
[music |Elvis - The Best from After-I-left-the-Earth Years]

I thought this planet's called Earth, right? Didn't know it was so small... Anyway, what are all those gray dots crawling below? Never mind... I thought it was inhabited. Is it? Don't know.

Why are those dots staring at me? It seems they are some kind of primitive lifeforms. Makes no sense. Dots cannot be very intelligent after all. They don't even have enough cells to invent radiodishes.

Bang-bang!!! I must stop talking to myself and find this strange organization codenamed Radiohead. Seems like very intelligent beings. Astrophysicists, perhaps. They probably use radio waves to communicate with each other. I think they spotted my saucer when I was making home movies for my folks back home. Nothing serious, probably. By Horsehead Nebula, how did they learn my name?..
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